#Blaze the Cat Cosplayer

[purpleoctocosplay]

29th and 30th June 2023 - Finished Blaze Photoshoot!

[Character]: Blaze the Cat

[Series]: Sonic the Hedgehog

[📸]: @purpleoctocosplay

[Cosplayer]: @purpleoctocosplay

[Wig]: CosCraft - Grace in Pearly Purple

[Main Outfit + Boots]: CosplayFU

[Necklace + Tail + Gems]: EBay

[Ears + Scrunchie]: Amazon

[pixel-dwagon]

GIRLS!! Edit: okay cuz people seem to have actually found this post, here's a tumblr link to my design + some of my progress for Blaze! 💜 Blaze is me, Amy is @pixlrose Picture taken @tsukinocon 2024 Base jacket and pants: @zoocosplay101

[karagenki]

"I will NEVER give into fear! I have too many people depending on me to save the world!"

🤍🦔🌀💜😺🔥

Silver: karagenki

Blaze: madoka._chan on Instagram

Cosplay inspired by @darkhhhhhh 's redesign!

[netherdevil]

i met a cool ass blaze cosplayer not once, BUT TWICE. FIRST IN THE AUDITORIUM AND SECOND IN SONIC AFTERWARD. SONIC, THE FUCKING RESTAURANT. AND I GOT A CHILLI DOG. There were so many cool looking cosplayers and they all had big ass shadow plushies LMFAO AND THERE WAS THIS ONE DUDE WHO HAD THE MOST LORE ACCURATE EGGMAN COSPLAY EVER, IT WAS AMAZING

[cloud-kaiju]

A spooky Halloween piece and story I tried to do in one day!

Flash Fiction story below, apologies for any mistakes, it was done fast.

“Come on, you’re creepy, you’ve got to have something?”      

Indigo seemed to like being called creepy. The white haired goth girl beamed up at Mark, lavender eyes behind square glasses, dark leather clothes creaking as she crossed her arms. “Whaa-aaat? How’m I creepy?”    

“Well to start with you shot up like 4 cup sizes and down a foot last month.” He snorted, considering her short curvy frame, “How’d that happen anyway?”    

“Summoned a succubus.” She smirked.     

“Right,” The tall man rolled his eyes, “Well can you summon up a good costume for me? Want to really put the nightmares into people at the party, and stand out- and you are the best at custom clothes I know.”        

“Hmmm, I can, but in exchange for this pact, know that I will expect free rides from you.”     

He quirked an eyebrow, “As in uber or sexy, Miss succubus?”      

“Uh, I meant uber, you’re not really my type, but you never know.” She shrugged playfully, clapping her hands with excitement.     

“Sure, fine, alright, deal.”      

“Very well- the pact is sealed!” Indigo declared, waving her hands around dramatically, “You shall have a terrifying costume until midnight!”        

* * * * * *    

The pumpkin was hard to see out of. Mark Knight grumbled as he carefully wandered through the crowd, inflatable horse body nearly spilling some punch along the way. He felt plenty of eyes on him, cute girls dressed as nurses or cats, but with just two triangles to see out of the gourd he wore, he lacked the peripheral vision to interpret it as interest or mockery.     

“Thanks Indigo,” He grumbled gently. It was certainly a better costume than he could’ve pulled off alone, the cosplayer knew her stuff. But he wasn’t sure that a rough blazer, shirt, and bottom half of a pantomime horse could count as a really great Dullahan costume. He looked more like an awkward centaur, the back legs tied to his ankles so they flailed in sync with his actual legs.     

“AAAAAAAAAALRIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, GHOULS AND GALS! HITTING THE WITCHING HOUR, SO TIME TO SHAKE YOUR STUFF!” The DJ roared from the rough stage of the large garden party, a hefty man dressed with a circle of drums around his back like a thunder god. Mark smirked at the sight, sipped a straw through his pumpkin helmet, before prancing into the throng, busting out an excellent moonwalk as soon as enough eyes settled on him. He glided back, painted shoes scraping off the patio, unti-     

BANG!    

“Cripes!” He squealed at the deafening sound of his costume popping, the back legs going limp and heavy immediately.      

“Whoops, sorry there!” A girl laughed, circling around him to reveal what might’ve been a dryad costume, studded with wooden spikes. “Guess you got staked Draculaaaa~!”    

“Urgh, it’s meant to be a dullahan- y’know, headless horseman!” Mark’s voice must have been muffled, because she was turning to strut between dancers before he even finished talking. Plenty of eyes followed her regardless. He watched too, through the narrow eye slits, before grunting and reaching up to the pumpkin.        

DONG! DONG! DONG!  

Some old bells must have been set up for ambience on Halloween. Mark grimaced as his chin caught, and the pumpkin felt hot, his breath catching in it. 

“Grurgh, come on, stupid thing!” He cursed, voice turning light as he pulled.      

DONG! DONG! DONG!     

Blue flames sputtered. His hair felt hot. His ears burned. Panic welled in Mark’s chest as sudden fire blazed in the pumpkin, he hopped and yanked, and finally ripped the pumpkin off his shoulders.  

His viewpoint wheeled, circling and spinning as the pumpkin came off his head, strawberry red hair licked around his vision, and he saw the strangest sight- a headless body in a cheap blazed, its neck grouting the same blue flame that flared from his pumpkin, its hands fumbling, grasping-    

“Oof!” Mark recoiled as he caught something round, heavy and hairy, and some hand grabbed the base of his head. “What th-”      

DONG! DONG! DONG!     

His strange view of his body barely registered before a sudden pain came in his rear. He winced, grimacing as his ears burned and slipped up his head, and his butt suddenly exploded. A mass of black nail destroyed his shoes, thick powerful legs tore out his trousers, and a second set of legs kicked backwards to tear through the deflated remains of the costume. Dark chestnut fur flared out to red flaring fluff around the hooves as he staggered back, a long crimson tail whipping out from the body of what appeared to be a draft horse beneath him.        

DONG! DONG! DONG!      

“Gaa- wha- I’m a- a headless horseman!?” He gasped, fumbling not to drop his head as each breath felt tighter- how was he even breathing, his nose and mouth weren’t connected to the blazing stump of his neck? Then, a crunch of discomfort as his waist seemed to narrow, mass shunting up to pop the buttons of his shirt as two hefty mammaries bounced and settled on his ribs.       

“Uh… think that’s a horse-woman, actually,” The dryad murmured, staring with wide eyes.  

Mark blinked, her now feminine face flushing as she cradled her head against the soft squishy chest, hooves stamping.    

* * * * *     

“Wha-aaat, I said it’d be a good costume till midnight?” The looming demon peered out of the cottage door.        

“YEAH- AND NOW LOOK AT ME!”  The Dullahan stamped her weighty hooves off the porch, then squeaked as her head tumbled off her neck again, barely catching it.         

The goat-like creature, an eight foot amazon with curling horns, familiar white hair, four exposed boobs and four clawed arms examined her with a playful shrug. “I did warn you, that was the pact- and Rosemary is very happy to have a new body.”      

“Rosemary? Tha- what?” Mark blinked at the echoing name, feeling a tug of familiarity.     

Indigo the succubus sighed, “Was a poor mare I was tending to. Passed away but I kept the spirit around, in case I could find a way to summon her a body. Your costume was a perfect opportunity, Miss Nightmare.”

She blushed, “Right but if that was a ghost horse, and I was a guy, why’d I get so… busty?”     

“Guess you were a bit girly too. They’re fun, huh?” Indigo grinned sharp fangs. “By the way… about our deal, how about a ride?”     

“I think you might be too big to carry.” Mary flicked her tail, “Is this big demon form what happened to your car?”      

“Yeah- and I wasn’t talking about that kind.”     

* * * * * * *     

Mary rolled her shoulders as she closed up the office. Halloween decorations for the party tomorrow adorned it’s edges and several of the cars, while her own bay was packed with hay, spare hooves, a couple of saddles and fire extinguishers. Not that they were needed today- Indigo had taught her to handle a human, if shapely, form eventually, and company policy dictated that she got to work a couple of shifts on calls to rest up for how many passenger’s she’d have tomorrow. People had been prebooking the cute dullahan Uber ride like crazy!       

But that was tomorrow. For tonight, there was time to get up to mischief, and spread some nightmares. The woman skipped slightly as she walked, freckly features grinning at dreams of scaring her friends. Until a small motion flicked in her peripheral in the streetlights, a flash of white and black fur. Mary squealed, darting back in surprise at the skunk, but it was only a cat, yellow eyes staring up as her head wobbled, then tumbled off her shoulders.     

BWOOMPH!     

In an instant, as usual, her tights and skirt were obliterated, shirt tearing open she turned huge centaur dullahan, and caught her head on heaving chest. 

“Dangit, those made my butt look cute.” Mary grumbled, mourning her clothes as she caught her breath. It wasn’t a big deal, she’d just switch to using the torn fabric as PJs- come midnight, they’d turn more gothic anyway, and it was always fun to see what strange get-up her curse decided a Dullahan ought to wear.      

“Happy Halloween.” She told the cat, before trotting home.      

[mysandwichgiver]

OPINION

Our democracy is much more frail than Biden

by Will Bunch | Columnist

Published July 2, 2024, 12:04 p.m. ET

Do newspaper columnists know that democracy’s closer to death than Biden?

One of the first things they teach doctors in medical school is the imperfect but necessary art of triage, the technique used on a battlefield or during some other mass-casualty event to determine who is most gravely wounded and who needs immediate attention during a crisis when the system is overwhelmed, and clear-headed thinking will save lives.

Clearly, this is not something that is taught in journalism school.

Over the course of a remarkable weekend, I saw the best minds of my boomer generation destroyed by madness — newspaper columnists and other big shots convinced they were cosplayers in a real-world episode of The West Wing, saving America by giving chief of staff Leo McGarry the best words to convince an ailing President Bartlet that it’s time to step down.

The soft clacking of these keyboard commandos turned into a stampede as the nation’s pundits, its editorial-page poobahs, mega-rich but anonymous donors, and Democratic horse whisperers competed to outdo each other on The Daily Rip or in “the paper of record,” or wherever they thought the actual frail president, Joe Biden, might be paying attention.

Dropping names — Whitmer! Shapiro! Warnock! — like a groupie backstage at a heavy-metal concert, floating wildly implausible scenarios, stretching so hard for historical analogies that several probably blew out a hamstring, America’s pundit class managed to achieve a level of groupthink that surpassed the brainwashers of The Manchurian Candidate. All argued that for the good of the country he loves, Biden — hoarse, barely audible, and visibly confused a few times during Thursday’s Atlanta presidential debate — must immediately end his candidacy.

Meanwhile, in the actual America that less resembles The West Wing than the disaster flick Don’t Look Up, two comets simultaneously bore down on America in the hours leading up to its 248th — and possibly last — birthday as a democratic republic.

First, there is Donald Trump — desperate to avoid his sentencing for his 34 felony convictions, firing off racist insults about “Black jobs” and “bad Palestinians,” and carrying around a 900-page blueprint for American dictatorship called Project 2025 — streaking into the cosmic void of our troubled republic.

Meanwhile, don’t look up but a thoroughly corrupt and compromised Supreme Court is blazing a second trail toward American autocracy. In a flurry of body punches over the last several days, the nation’s highest court gutted the federal government’s ability to regulate fat-cat corporate polluters or stock swindlers, but said poor folks who sleep outside because there’s nowhere else to go can be arrested. Then, with a fierce right hook, it issued a 6-3 partisan ruling that will help Trump — who appointed three of them — evade justice while placing all future presidents above the law.

Justice Sonia Sotomayor, one of the three liberal naysayers, read her blistering minority opinion from the bench Monday morning, arguing that the court’s finding that a president performing official acts can be immune from criminal prosecution “effectively creates a law-free zone around the president, upsetting the status quo that has existed since the founding.” She ended with the words, “with fear for our democracy, I dissent.”

I wish Justice Sotomayor had the bandwidth and the energy to work a second shift as editorial page editor at one of our major newspapers.

At Time magazine (yes, it still exists), the cover of its new issue contained just one word, “Panic” — not at the prospect of an American dictator with the seeming power to have the military assassinate his enemies, but at Biden’s health. At the New York Times (yes, it still exists), an editorial board that considered it pointless, or whatever, to call for Trump to leave the race after those 34 felony convictions — as well as the civil rape and financial fraud verdicts and the two impeachments and three other pending indictments — made its grand pronouncement that it’s Biden who must go. Other papers jumped on the bandwagon, including the swing state Atlanta Journal-Constitution, which in the 1950s and ‘60s won Pulitzers for its courage in taking on Southern racists before deciding instead to appeal to their grandchildren.

And look, I’m not going to argue that Biden’s health is not an issue. His debate performance was troubling, but I also think those of us determined not to see Donald Trump become president again should take a deep breath — even if that’s not the clickbait headline that many are eager to write. Biden needs to do more to assure the public about his energy level, and we also need to see the polls. Any decision should be based on the paramount thing — the thing that should be getting 72-point headlines: stopping dictatorship. As Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson wrote Monday in her dissent, this is a “five-alarm fire that threatens to consume democratic self-governance.”

The power of Monday’s dissents by Jackson and Sotomayor form quite the contrast with the speculative flights of fancy about a brokered convention in Chicago, which, it’s worth noting, have largely come from white male boomer types. Many Black and brown and female voices, on the other hand, are urging Biden to stay as the only realistic hope — warts and all — of beating Trump in November. Maybe people who in one way or another know the horror of being treated as a second-class citizen understand the risk of dictatorship in a way that white dudes who’ve always been OK do not.

Most journalists want to be seen as savvy (or not naïve, essentially the same thing) and influential. Many editorial writers and columnists are still hurting from the fact that Trump was elected in 2016 with zero major print endorsements. They think calling for Trump to drop out would make them look foolish now that the Republican Party has devolved into a dangerous cult. But a demand for Biden to drop out might actually happen — so that’s savvy, right?

Except maybe the dangerous cult is the more important crisis, especially when it carries a printed guide to dictatorship and holds six justices in its back pocket. To focus on the actual threat we are facing, I wish America’s top pundits would spend less time watching reruns of The West Wing and maybe pick up a copy of The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich.

The reality of what’s happening in July 2024 — that an authoritarian-minded president, with help from a politicized and unethical Supreme Court, is on track to lead a nation where all power is being vested in him, his MAGA movement, and the corporate polluters — is THE story, and Biden’s health is a subplot in that drama. The current president is walking slowly, but it’s the American Experiment that’s on a ventilator. Journalists aren’t doing their job: performing basic triage and focusing on the sickest patient in the room. With fear for our democracy, I dissent.

[sweetness-pop]

My 20 Interspecies Couples In MothZilla Cosplay List! 🦖💗🦋

1) Vegeta x Bulma of Dragon Ball

2) Knuckles the Echidna x Rouge the Bat of Sonic the Hedgehog

3) Sly Cooper x Carmelita Fox of Sly Cooper

4) Legosi x Haru of Beastars

5) Falco Lombardi x Katt Monroe of Star Fox

6) Ratchet x Talwyn Apogee of Ratchet & Clank

7) PaRappa Rappa x Sunny Funny of PaRappa the Rapper

8) BoyFriend x GirlFriend of Friday Night Funkin'

9) Spyro x Elora of Spyro

10) Klonoa x Lolo of Klonoa

11) Blitzø x Stolas of Helluva Boss

12) Silver the Hedgehog x Blaze the Cat of Sonic the Hedgehog

13) Toro Inoue x Jun Mihara of Doko Demo Issyo

14) Charlie Morningstar x Vaggie of Hazbin Hotel

15) Giroro x Natsumi Hinata of Keroro Gunso

16) Hunter x Bianca of Spyro

17) Guntz x Leorina of Klonoa

18) Kirby x Ribbon of Kirby

19) Tomoe x Nanami Momozono of Kamisama Hajimemashita

20) Shinra Kishitani x Celty Sturluson of Durarara!!

& ✨BONUS✨:

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Rocket Raccoon x Lylla the Otter of Marvel Comics

The GODZILLA (King of Kaiju) cosplayers 👑🦖:

1) Vegeta

2) Knuckles

3) Sly

4) Legosi

5) Falco

6) Ratchet

7) PaRappa

8) BF

9) Spyro

10) Klonoa

11) Blitzø

12) Silver

13) Toro

14) Charlie

15) Giroro

16) Hunter

17) Guntz

18) Kirby

19) Tomoe

20) Shinra

✨BONUS✨: Rocket

& The MOTHRA (Queen of Kaiju) cosplayers 👑🦋:

1) Bulma

2) Rouge

3) Carmelita

4) Haru

5) Katt

6) Talwyn

7) Sunny

8) GF

9) Elora

10) Lolo

11) Stolas

12) Blaze

13) Jun

14) Vaggie

15) Natsumi

16) Bianca

17) Leorina

18) Ribbon

19) Nanami

20) Celty

✨BONUS✨: Lylla

Yosh! In your opinion, & out of all of them, pretty please vision in your mind and choose which pair(s) would be the best Interspecies cosplayers as our KING & QUEEN of the MONSTERS! 👑🦖💖🦋👑

[coffdropcos]

Despite the fact that my tumblr is dead the sonic fandom is alive here so I thought I might post one of my tik toks as closet cosplay Amy Rose

[artistotaku91]

Litchi’s Cosplayers is back and Blaze as Millia Rage, continuing with Guilty Echidna art series.^^

[airmanisr]

Haunted Harley (sadness) by James H. Via Flickr: Taken during the "Harley Flash Mob" photo-shoot. The cosplayer (Cat) said that she calls this version of Harley as "Haunted Harley" and I kind of went with that creepy vibe. Lots of filters were used to create the atmosphere I wanted as the sun was blazing down on all of us. Cosplayer: Gym Kitty Cosplay

[purpleoctocosplay]

15th May 2023 - Brushed on some colour to the ears for my Blaze cosplay! I used eyeshadow and blush for this.

[Character]: Blaze the Cat

[Series]: Sonic the Hedgehog

[Wig]: CosCraft - Grace in Pearly Purple

[Ears]: Amazon

[voidoutbt]

Neko Higgs

Higgs x Sam headcanon, GoldenBridges fictional scene.

Higgs has a new costume and Sam slowly warms up to Higgs advances. Implied smut.

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Sam approached the delivery terminal and was about to take on some new orders, when a BRIDGES porter approached him. "Hey Sam, this came in for you. Doesn't say who it's from." A large box sat in front of him. There were no discernible markings on it apart from a 'Fragile' sticker, and a hand scrawled note stating 'For Sam, X' in black ink on the top. Sam frowned and scratched his head in bewilderment, he wasn't expecting anything. What made this really odd was that the box was made of cardboard, a rarity these days as it was not timefall resilient like the metal cargo cases.

Sam walked around it, unsure whether to open it in case it was a bomb. Suddenly a strange meowing noise came from inside, along with a scratching of something against it. Sam was taken aback, "What the...!" was there a live animal inside? He was about to lift one of the lid flaps, when suddenly the box burst open from the top. Sam jumps back defensively and stares.

Higgs bursts out of the box. He is wearing a little crop top, a short skirt, cat ears, tail and fluffy paws. He winks suggestively, "Nyaaan Sammy! 😸 Surprise!" posing in a cute way. Sam stands flabbergasted, mouth slightly open. Higgs looked like a cross between a Japanese school girl and a neko (cat girl). Sam would have laughed under any other circumstances but he had to admit to himself, Higgs actually looked rather cute, the kitty style oddly suited him. The way the top hugged his slim figure, showing hint of a nipple ring under, the skirt bulging at the front, and the ears and paws... Well they were just plain adorable. Higgs posed, waiting for a response, "Well Sammy, what do ya think? The Cosplayer made it for me! Isn't it great!" Sam cleared his throat and mumbled quietly "Cute." Higgs grinned widely like The Cheshire cat, "Ah Sammy-Boy, I heard you were feelin' down, so thought I would surprise you and make you feel better! How about we go warm up with this bottle of Timefall Farm champagne? It's damn cold in this!" Sam could see that from the way his nipples were poking out through the cropped top.

Sam considers for a moment before sighing and walking back to the lift. Higgs whined "Saaaam wait! Can...You carry me? I'm cold and I can't get out of the box!" He batted his long eyelashes and pouted dramatically. Sam rolled his eyes and grunted, stomping back over and going to throw Higgs over his shoulder in a fireman's lift, but Higgs stops him, a hand lingering on his chest." Not like that, this skirt is very short!" He leans in and whispers in Sam's ear, Sam instinctively tries to move back but the hand on his chest grips his porter suit to stop him from doing so "... And I'm not wearing anything underneath!" Sam's heart skips a beat, why is he already regretting this? And yet, he is somehow not surprised by what Higgs just said. He coughs, trying to hide the effect it had on him.

Higgs grins wildly as he pulls back, his eyes blazing, obviously noticing. Sam avoids eye contact. Higgs slides an arm over Sam's shoulder, and Sam wraps one arm around his torso, the other under his bare knees, hoisting him up into his arms. Higgs gushes, one hand on Sam's chest still " Oh my hero!" Sam frowns, glad there are no other BRIDGES staff around "Shut up Higgs.", carrying him over to the lift.

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Headcanon inflamed/Inspired by @limas-art and @astrandofgold kitty Higgs recent art!

@pandoratriestowritestuff @samfrancis94 you may like this too 😉

🖤💛🖤

[karagenki]

"You fought with me to save the world... I wouldn't know what to do without you!" 🤍🌀💜🔥

Silver: karagenki

Blaze: madoka._chan on Instagram

Cosplay inspired by @darkhhhhhh 's redesign!

[zathechaosgod]

Favourite Stream Moments!

Streamed by Philza on Twitch on Monday 7th of December

Dream smp again!

More pretty screenshots were posted on twitter!

Phil was just vibing while the el rapids drama went on lol

He’s become the photographer from the smp lmao

New skin pog!

SHIELDZA POG

“a rolemodel with a gun!”

time to grind in the nether, as Phil needs more blaze power

Phil and Bbh took down the walls! So now phil has half a chest of obsidian lol

He stayed up until like 3am bc he was committed now

notifs are behind again rip

also unless tubbo is like,,, right there, Phil absolutely couldn’t care less about the no-wearing-armour rule in l’manberg

Also he’s gonna gift one friendship emerald to Wilbur and one to Tommy, bc it just makes sense

pretty shaders! 

Although they clash with the cursed pictures and signs everywhere

phil is so close to killing the strider chilling at purpled’s ufo

“an eye for an eye”

Ideas for big projects, but hardcore takes priority on that, so for now it’s just messing around and getting rich on the smp

Phil and Techno had to save Lazar from like ten block deep lava in the nether lmao

Tommy had just abandoned him and end the stream

Also the water level has been raised again in L’manberg and there’s coral now!

Momza came in just to threaten Phil with a nerf gun she bought lmao

she also has party poppers, so he’s basically fearing for his life today on stream

Showing off the new skin + shield to tubbo!

ANTARCTIC EMPIRE POG

awwww phil gave a friendship emerald to ghostbur!

(Ghostbur and Tubbo do not know he got them from Techno lol)

Also Phil thinks cosplayers are pog but also it’s funny when people cosplay as him bc really they’re just complaying urahara

He’s got a cool urahara hoodie!!!

Chat is spamming “WEEBZA” now lol, despite the fact he refuses to wear weeb stuff outside of like, an actual event

“gotta hide the power level”

Time to find a fortress and get some blaze rods!

“Scuffed.” - phil literally every five seconds about the barely-there and messed up pathways in the mess that is the dream smp nether

rip the audio’s scuffed again

Disconnect protection didn’t work either rip

“Welcome to scuffed stream”

Phil has got no idea what causes it

Little blade is having a bits war lol

meanwhile Phil is just casually raiding the bastion (that nobody has raided yet) that’s like a few hundred blocks away from spawn

....the piglins are stuck in holes and the striders next door are standing on top of each other

this entire stream is Cursed

watching him take on a bastion without his wings is both very nerve-wracking and impressive

if it was anyone else i’d probs stop watching bc i can’t take that type of nervousness lmao but i trust our hardcore boi

ANCIENT DEBRIS IS A BASTION POG

CURSED LAVA DOES NOT FLOW

we found the fortress though

Wilbur is here writing cursed stuff again

is it a copypasta if it’s just wilbur writing original stuff?

35 GIFTED SUBS POG

Wilbur really went “Tim isn’t here for a while? Lemme just make sure tts stays cursed”

Blaze spawner was actuallyeasy to find pog

Uh oh chat is encouraging wilbur now

now wilbur is just making up more random philza stories lmao

“Philza killed my cat”

He’s gonna make a blaze farm bc just going in there every time is just too dangerous

and the farm is actually easy

Quick switch over to hardcore to measure out the blaze farm!

DOM HOND LMAOOO (it should be domme hond, but that’s dutch for dumb dog lol)

Lore time: Phil apparently “found” his new clothes and empire shield “in the basement”

Phil largely ignores Wilbur, but every four or five messages it’s funny enough that he acutally laughs, which only encourages wilbur further lmao

(someone please collect all of these messages wtf this feels like a fever dream)

Phil is absolutely right when he says that if Wilbur didn’t have this as an outlet, he’d be a lunatic screaming in the streets

Also Wilbur is apparently just sober doing this lmao

Momza is offering to shoot Phil with the nerf gun for Wilbur

Casually walking past Dream and Tubbo playing chess, only to stop to stare at the “El rapids” billboard, before getting attacked by burning baby zombie

Momza is just holding Phil under (nerf)gunshot out of view from the camera lol

annnd he just got shot aaww

REVENGE!

Wilbur is now chatting to people through bits lol

Ian is late but encouraging Kristin lmao

Ghostbur is haunting Phil again

LMAO PHIL DEADASS WENT THROUGH ALL THREE BOYS BEFORE ARRIVING AT THE RIGHT ONE

“Are you supporting your sons retirement?” “He’s haunting me! Wait, you mean Tommy? OH TECHNO”

True family vibes, I’ll tell you

MCC THIS SATURDAY POG

Phil summoned Ian spamming “Old.”, the idiot

B E L T for the weirdchamps in chat

Ghostbur is begging dadza for food now lol

uh oh did wilbur lose the friendship emerald

it’s gone rip

Chat is telling stories of getting called by their (dead) pet’s name oof

and the sand debate has expanded onto other types of ground

This entire stream is so incredibly cursed

Phil is gonna have all the blaze rods he needs just by building this farm lmao

sleepy bois inc was literally created by them being sleepy and boys and thought it would be funny to post the same picture in the middle of the night

they don’t have a group channel bc they’re literally just friends vibing

Kristin’s mom has been subbed for 15 months now!

Lol he’s ranting about Padme’s death in star wars now

Momza is back with the nerfgun lol

I feel like he is spending more time fighting the blazes than actually building the farm rip

he just got the achievement for a lava bucket and now everyone on the server is judging him for having full netherite before ever getting a bucket of lava

Also the bit was is actually going on between Little blade and Exploding lettuce person

(honestly i’m on little blade’s side)

Tubbo raid! how was chess, kids?

casually went from 20k to 80k+ pog!

We’re almost at 420 tho so that’ll go down soon

also talking about first-world problems: tubbo and tommy not being able to raid people without hosting first bc they have too many viewers lmao

well at least the farm is working well aready, even if it gets so loud you can barely hear Phil talk

rip there’s no soulsand nearby

420SUBS POG

SNOOP DOG TIMMEEEEE

P U R G E THE WEAK

back to looking for soulsand so the farm can get finished

CASUAL FINDS ANCIENT DEBRIS WHILE DIGGING A ROUTE THROUGH NETHERRACK

found the soulsand pog!

“we leave”

Lava has been placed! Now it’s just the room to actually kill them is left

uh oh it’s starting to lag time to actually get underneath it and start making room to kill them

also stop spamming phil about other ccs. they have each other on discord. if he’s needed, they’ll let him know.

Momza is back with the stream gun!

“stop being on fire i barely touched it!”

“someone in chat: “Momza woke up and chose violence today”

ugh the lava? glass? server? something is glichting so that he can’t replace the block in the ceiling of lava rip

“connor joined, tommy died. the duality of man.”

it’s getting laggy again rip

boi did not bring enough vines oof

It’s working now pog!

now just spawnproofing the room underneath

it’s like we’re just playing hardcore!

honestly though give me one other person on the dream smp who could’ve done this without dying even a single time

MUMGUN <3

Once the spawner is pretty the next step is gonna be a ghast-proof and safe path from spawn to the blaze farm

Phil might get his own nerfgun

that i’m looking forward to now

he just googled the biggest nerfgun he could find lmao

the spawner is gonna have pretty blackstone walls!

this began as “let’s just get some blaze rod” and now there’s an actual farm on the dream smp that works well

momza has named it the sauna lol

...lazar just got killed by tommy

Don’t hate on lazar everyone, he’s a cool dude

bit war is still ongoing btw lol

the struggle of matching up the even-sided spawner with the uneven- sided fortress hallways rip

done! for now, as it can get wayyy prettier, but the basic shape is there and it’s functional now!

and it has iron doors, so people will probably not die inside it lmao

although he did forget the buttons, but he’ll figure that out before he can leave

...second blaze spawner?

blocked it off lol

someone in chat: “second spawner isn’t real and can’t hurt you”

phil is only now learning that 95% of people on the dream smp are actually really incapable and that’s why the fortress (and the bastion) seem so unexplored despite at least three different people having been here before

even the netherwart farms haven’t been raided lmao

He’s gonna make a second floor with a netherwart farm pog

(techno is screeching in rage right now i can sense it)

Phil can and will singlehandedly fix this server lmao

“that’s a solid f, poor techno”

lol he put chat in sub-only and it took me a solid minute to realise that I’m sctually sub now and can still talk

also it’s momza bc momza is american

(mumza is phil’s mum)

(yes i will die on this hill)

Momza is back to threaten (and shoot) bc phil put the pressure plates on the outside and the buttons on the inside

uh oh wilbur’s back and he’s being cursed again

awww sbi origin story again

Tommy becoming part of sbi really was just wilbur going “this will make him tryhard mcc”

but wilbur would’ve probably added him regardless

also tubbo on the side of the road lmao

“as if he fell out of a car, face down into the mud” lmaoooo

“stop making it cute”

Phil being everyone’s dad is just reverse surprise adoption lol

“you’re our dad now”

also poor captain, just trying to vibe and now his mentions are probs full of tubbo being his son stuff

tubbo didn’t get abandoned, he just fell out of a driving car bc he had a tubbo moment

“that was the official first tubbo moment”

somone suggested he saw a bee and opened the door for that lol

chat is saying phil basically kidnapped him, if that’s true and tubbo is still loved by his parents

yeah there’s no real way to make this story any better

netherwart farm done!

and it looks POG

“hardcore is hard, i mean, it’s in the name. it’s right there”

don’t go into ravines, 4head

:o phil got a message? he actually paused to type back

it’s techno! he didn’t tell us what about tho lol

turtle stream pog?

techno’s sleep schedule is so messed up

techno is in tts now!

“no more accidental yeetage” about the others on the smp not having to die to get some blaze rods from some random spawner lmao

Phil just figured out that even chatterino starts to break when 25k spam “1” in chat rip

@ twitch fix your chat system

chat is now convincing people to do stuff that will hurt by claiming it doesn’t

little blade is the only one still sane, i think

as sane as someone named after technoblade can be

328 -528! coords!

and it’s now officially called “the Sauna” :)

also you’ve now lost the game (:

now on to finding the way back home

techno came online!

nvm going back to place shroom lights instead of glowstone

Phil might just camp the farm for levels for a few hours and see how high he can get lol

we’ve reached the point where chat is getting called out for getting feral again whoops

he’s gonna end though bc it’s not gonna be any content

chat wants him to stay lmao

he joked that now that the doubters are gone it’s time to actually do something big

techno whispered to him it was time to blow up the server lmaooo

phil’s advice for getting a philza inspired tattoo, if you really want to, is to get a hardcore heart, bc that can be passed off as just a cool heart, but not the bucket hat, bc that’s jsut weeb city anf there’s no getting back from that

he joked about tattooing a fancam onto his arms and now chat is spamming “FLESH CAM” oh no

also i don’t think i want to watch the movie “volcano”

apparently dante’s peak is good though, according to momza

rip talking about movies has brought us back onto the padme’s death scene rant

RANTZA

also i’m learning more about star wars this stream than when i actually watched rogue one and stuff

little blade had an incredible suggestion: sbi in the star wars universe

time to watch the scene with Vader in Fallen Order!

yeah that’s cool

(i wanna rewatch rogue one now)

Kubbi time! We actually finished the regular stream playlist lmao

also clone wars apparently fix a lot of the problems with anakin in the movies?

lmao techno joined back and sam just goes “Technoblade” the way techno does sometimes

ahsoka pog?

half of chat is “simp” and the other half “WOMEN POG”

phil apparently makes up lyrics for the end theme of the mandalorian every time they finish an episode?

taika waititi is pogggg

jojo rabbit is a good movie! 

it’s been five hours and phil promised he wouldn’t stay up too late anymore, so it’s time to end stream :(

LMAO PHILZA LOVE TOO STRONG EVEN WITH SUB MODE ON

Time to raid Niki!

GARBAGE DAY

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[thatyanderecritic]

A Summary of the Yandere Panel from Otakon 2019

Hey there everyone, Kai here!

As everyone may know, Julie and I went to Otakon this year and basically dicked around. We didn’t see many yandere related this beside two Yuno cosplayers. But a highlight for yandere related things was a yandere panel that occured on Friday. Unfortunately Julie didn’t go on Friday, but I did. 

Here’s a brief summary of the Yandere Panel starring me, Kai. 

As anyone can imagine, yes, the yandere panel was wack. It was fan ran and it was just a slideshow of random “yanderes” and some video clips. Surprisingly, it was a packed room. 

Kicking things off, the host gave a definition of yandere… quoting from TV Tropes. Sigh… we said this before but we take TV Tropes with a grain of salt since it’s basically wikipedia and anyone can edit it. If you guys want to know how fucked TV Tropes is, they had Gaston from Beauty and the Beast as a known “yandere” for a brief period of time before it was edited out. As anyone can imagine, I nearly had a stroke seeing this. It’s like when a student turning in their college paper and all the sources are from wiki. I’m sure someone out there is thinking “But Kai, you guys use wiki all the time for some anons. Isn’t that hypocritical?” The difference here is that we don’t use wiki for the opinion but for the facts. There aren’t any websites out there who would write out a play by play of an entire story. From there, we take the sequence of events and make our own analysis... we even emphasize that we use wiki and it isn’t 100% accurate. That’s the difference. Anyways, let’s talk about the “yanderes”.

First off, the host showed a picture of Griffth from Berserk and explained why he’s a yandere. Cue my deadpanned expression. First off, the panel said that Griffth had two “obsessions”, which automatically knocked him out of the running. But if you need more evidence: Griffth doesn’t even love his two “obsessions” aka Guts and that one chick. Sure you can say Griffth is obsessed over Guts but not romantically. And as everyone knows, we don’t consider “Platonic Yanderes” as yanderes.

Moving on, the host talked about Homura from Madoka Magika. We already established her as a yandere, so moving on.

The host then talked about Gauron and Leonard from Full Metal Panic. Gauron is a big “eh” from me when I checked out his wiki. They describe him as a psychopath with no compassion. Aka, has no emotion = he can’t feel love = he doesn’t love his obsession making him not a yandere. Not enough information for me to say but I’m leaning that he isn’t a yandere since he holds more of “lust” than love for his target. And we all know, lust isn’t love. Next is Leonard. Compared to Gauron, he sounds more of a yandere due to the fact that he actually forced a kiss on his target. But it’s a big maybe because of not enough information and it feels more like this his target is an after thought while he’s more interested in other things…. So, I don’t really feel he’s lovesick. But idk. 

Next the host brings up the girls from School Days. As we all remember, we already state the School Day girls are more like psychopaths or yangires. But one thing to note is that the host showed the killing clip from the anime. It was the first time I ever watched the original clip that wasn’t just a gif or from a yandere AMV. And oh boy, I burst out laughing. Deadass, me and my friend, Charity, were the only people laughing at the clip.  I’m sorry y’all but that shit is so dramatic and cheesy that it’s a god damn comedy. The stabbing… the cheesy music… god I nearly lost my mind. I’m glad the music was loud enough that it masked my friend and mine laughter. I’m sure the people sitting around us thought we were nuts.

As a side note, the host mentioned Jin Kisaragi from Blaze Blue as a yandere. My friend turned to me so fast and looked me dead in the eye and said, “This chick doesn’t know what she’s talking about. Deadass, Jin isn’t a yandere. He’s just obsessed with killing his brother but he doesn’t want to fuck his brother. You know what I mean?”

It was at this point I had enough of this nonsense and I didn’t want to waste an hour having my brain cells killed. But right before I left, the hot mentioned Creed from Black Cat as a yandere. Fact checking on that Creed isn’t really a yandere. He’s a straight up narcissist and only obsessed over his target due to his ego and love for power/skill. So he’s not in love or lovesick… hence, not a yandere. 

While I never actually finished the panel, it’s obvious to see that the host would just continue spouting out clickbait yanderes. Honestly, I didn’t want the heartburn from the stress of this and I don’t want to get the crap beaten out of me as I whisper to my friend about how kawaii anime girls with knifes aren’t yanderes. So that’s the yandere panel in a nutshell.

But man… if anyone with a mediocre sized fanbase can host a panel, why can’t us? Next time otakon comes around, Julie and I will see if we can host our own yandere panel. (Partly joke, partly serious)

Bonus pictures from the con:

#YandereAesthetics: